“Jason Furman isn’t fooling anyone when he uses the positive-connotation word ‘share,’ when he really means the negative-connotation word ‘redistribute.’ He reminds me of a Christmas many years ago when my mother-in-law received a five-pound chocolate bar. It was huge. When she unwrapped it and showed it to everyone, a 5-year-old boy’s eyes went wide as dinner plates. He went over to her and said, ‘Grandma, I’ll share with you.’” – Robert Allan Schwartz